Favorite Person in History Greeting Card — Sometimes there just aren’t enough ways to say “I’d post your bail for you.” This card is for the person who tops every list, ever — your ie, your partner, your husband, your podiatrist. Whoever it is, they deserve to know they’re your absolute favorite human in the entirety of recorded history, with just a hint of healthy stalker vibes.

Blank inside — try not to make it weird. Or do.

4¼” x 5½”

Blank inside

Comes with a white envelope

Packaged in a resealable cellophane bag

Designed by Crooked Halo