Truer words have been printed on a card. This vintage-style greeting card is an Impish favorite — equal parts hilarious and deeply, uncomfortably relatable. Send it to the friend who just gets it.

4-3/8" x 5-3/4"

Blank inside (with room to write all possible DSM IV disorders)

Comes with a kraft envelope

Cello wrapped for protection

Made in the USA

Designed by Bad Betty Greeting Company

For the self-aware, the slightly neurotic, and everyone who's ever played Dr. Google on a Saturday night.