Look, the Force is a powerful thing. And in the wrong hands — specifically, these hands — it would absolutely be used for petty, inappropriate, and deeply personal reasons. No regrets. This card is for your favorite Jedi-in-training, the Star Wars obsessive, or anyone who has ever fantasized about moving things with their mind just to avoid getting up.

May the Force be with you. Or against you. Depends on the day.

Blank inside — use it wisely.

4¼” x 5½”

Printed on high-quality thick cardstock

Comes with a white paper envelope

Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

Designed by Ink & Attitude Stationery Company