Everyone’s played it. The F and K options? Usually obvious. The Marry part? That’s where it gets complicated. Until it isn’t. Until you meet the one person where the answer is so easy it’s almost embarrassing. This card is for that couple — the ones who made the hardest option look effortless.

A snarky, vintage take on one of the greatest party games ever played.

Blank inside — write something that would make their mothers uncomfortable.

4¼” x 5½”

Thick, velvety cardstock with eye-popping color

Comes with its own envelope

Packaged in a plastic sleeve

Made in the USA by Paper Sluts